In the midst of it all, I get a thrombosed hemorrhoid. Eight days of absolute pain, followed by another five days of pain and bleeding after having the thing opened.
You know it's not good when the doctor AND his assistant both say, "Oh, yeah. Oh, you poor thing."
And yup, sitting to write HURTS.
But so does walking around and standing up. Also, I don't like wearing pads for any reason, much less bleeding from genitals again.
So here's an adorable picture of the grands!


